Thursday, 29 April 2010

Cat, Dog, Horse???



Perhaps an alternative to the current oligopoly in the pet market... a miniature horse... I wonder what it's like a guarding a house...

Monday, 26 April 2010

"The only surface that a gecko cannot stick to is Teflon."

In my spare time I sing in a little group called "Gecko Collective"... we played at a small acoustic cafe thing last weekend which was good fun! Check us out below and maybe you'll see us at an event sometime soon


Gecko Collective - This is your life/Dare you to move from Gecko Collective on Vimeo.


Gecko Collective - Golden Touch from Gecko Collective on Vimeo.



Gecko Collective - Feeling Good from Gecko Collective on Vimeo.


Gecko Collective - Ms Jackson from Gecko Collective on Vimeo.

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

Exams...

It would seem that the exam period has descended on all of studentdom and therefore blogging (as well as most other vaguely interesting things) have to take the back foot... I only have 4 so not long now! 13 May is not far away and then it shall be happy days :) I shall still blog sporadically though (so actually nothing is really changing!)

a standing cat will have to do for now...

Monday, 12 April 2010

Pera... pera... no.. pera darling pera... peru? oh yeah pera pera...

A brilliant little video.. I find it hilarious but maybe you won't... oh well I'm still giggling now!

Thursday, 1 April 2010

"Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear"



Was listening to a sermon and the preacher mentioned this famous personal statement. You may have heard it before, but I'm sure you'll still be amused by it! The guy who wrote it Hugh Gallagher apparently wrote it for an essay competition...

"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by Juventus, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my shed. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured Burkino Faso with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I chant Latin whilst working casually as a freelance ambassador. I perform short operas in the street to raise money for injured stunt dolphins, and regularly powerlift garden furniture for an entire afternoon.

I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a pot noodle and a small spoon.

I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling awards at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis.

But… I have not yet been to university."